Lanced Again

Not only has the disgraced Mr. Armstrong lost his seven Tour-de-Farce, uuuuhhhh, Tour-de-France titles, he's now lost his last remaining sponsor.

Congratulations, Greg!

A warm and hearty congratulations are in order for Greg Lemond.

As of today, Greg is once again the only American to win the Tour de Farce, I mean, France.

Lanced

Say, Lanny boy, when you cover up such things as doping and it comes out and you don't challenge, you're gonna have trouble keeping your sponsors.

The now-disgraced Mr. Armstrong has resigned as chairman of the Livestrong charity foundation that he had founded.